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Writer: Patty Terhune

An official guide to avoid being sick

Getting a tickle in the back of your throat? Nose starting to run? Don't feel, humor columnist Patty Terhune is here with your official guide to avoid fully getting sick. Read More »

November 2, 2016 at 7:33 pm

The official Family Weekend drinking game

For all you students with parents coming this weekend, this one's for you. Presenting the official drinking game for Family Weekend, as told by humor columnist Patty Terhune. Read More »

October 26, 2016 at 9:11 pm

The nightmare before Family Weekend

It was the night before Halloween, and humor columnist Patty Terhune is battling with the ghosts of Halloween over whether she should go out or not. Read More »

October 19, 2016 at 8:31 pm

How to write an honest cover letter

Humor columnist Patty Terhune is sick of sweet-talking the hiring manager and wrote a cover letter without all the professional frills. Read More »

October 12, 2016 at 8:09 pm

How to tackle that big 'thing' you have looming on your schedule

You just looked at the syllabus you found at the bottom of your backpack and noticed you have a huge “thing” due in 10 days—humor columnist Patty Terhune walks us through our breakdown. Read More »

October 6, 2016 at 12:07 am

An open love letter to Wegman's

Humor columnist Patty Terhune shares her unequivocal love for her local grocery store, Wegman's. Read More »

September 28, 2016 at 7:58 pm

What you will see at Juice Jam if you make it there

Juice Jam is another excuse for SU students to day drink, but some over-zealous partiers might not make it there. If you need a guided tour, humor columnist Patty Terhune's got you covered. Read More »

September 21, 2016 at 9:29 pm

A Survival Guide for Seeing Adults and Children On Campus

Humor columnist Patty Terhune explains what to do and what not to do when you see adults and kids on campus this weekend. Read More »

September 13, 2016 at 9:19 pm

Who to draft if everyday life was Fantasy Football

Ever wondered who you would draft onto your fantasy football team in real life? Humor columnist Patty Terhune tells us who would make the cut for her team. Read More »

September 7, 2016 at 9:23 pm

How to remain friends with people who got better internships than you

Everyone thinks they are going to get an amazing internship for the summer and live in the NYC with the friends. When that doesn’t happen to you, here’s how to be happy for those who did. Read More »

August 31, 2016 at 10:47 pm

The evolution of people you met on your freshman year floor

Ever wondered where that pothead who lived on your freshman year floor ended up after college? Humor columnist Patty Terhune tells us where your first acquaintances at Syracuse will end up. Read More »

August 23, 2016 at 8:09 pm