Tag: Humor
Hohenwarter: If students don't study during break, they'll end up celebrating 'Regretsgiving' later
Regretsgiving is the holiday celebrated immediately following Thanksgiving when students lament not getting anything done over Thanksgiving break. Read More »
Cuneo: 5 things you love to hate on Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is (almost) here! Or as the rest of the country knows it, “that day where I eat way too much and stop thinking about Christmas for 12 hours.” Read More »
Week in Pulp: Themed catering, Bieber Fever
This week Pulp brought you a student-run catering company and the premiere of "Agamemnon." Read More »
Hohenwarter: Bieber Fever relapse tears apart friend groups
Friend groups all across campus reached their boiling points this weekend after Justin Bieber’s “Sorry” was played one too many times at various pregames. Read More »
A tale of how 3 men's basketball players plan to break into NCAA headquarters and repeal Jim Boeheim's suspension
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo tells a tale where SU men's basketball players conspire to break into the NCAA headquarters. Read More »
Hohenwarter: A guide to Halloween festivities
With Drake’s 29th birthday behind us, Halloween is objectively the best holiday of the year. Read More »
Hohenwarter: 5 weather-inspired haikus
The weather is changing. Curl up with these poems and a cup of coffee this weekend. Read More »
Cuneo: My freshman year trip alone to DJs and how it ended
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo chronicles his battle with Captain Morgan freshman year. Read More »
Hohenwater: Roommates celebrate successful parents weekend façade
Joseph Gaelin and his two roommates had to scramble before parents weekend arrived. Read More »
5 reactions to Kenan Thompson's performance
Saturday Night Live's Kenan Thompson performed at Goldstein Auditorium during parents weekend, entertaining a crowd of all ages with stories from his career. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Park Point to offer 'glamping'
Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter follows up on Park Point's recent announcement to offer glamping. Read More »
Cuneo: How to really use social media
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo breaks down how to use the top three social medias: Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat. Read More »
Cuneo: Rapid reactions for every NFL team
After Week 1 of the NFL Season, we all know that it is essentially over. Every team’s identity has been sealed and nothing will change from now until December. So here are the initial reactions for every NFL team this campaign. They are set in stone and cannot be changed unless given written consent from the National Football League. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Philosophy major questions need for apartment etiquette
Juniors Mark Leggen and Andrew Carmone are finding out the hard way that Syracuse University’s philosophy curriculum covers a broad spectrum of topics, but effectively cohabitating with other human beings isn’t one of them. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Student to bring book to Juice Jam, just in case
Sophomore Alyssa Koenig struggles with Juice Jam lineup. Read More »
Cuneo: Senioritis strikes Class of 2016
Find yourself hit by sudden urges to wear sweatpants, attention deficit problems and frequent hangovers? You may have a severe case of senioritis. Lucky for you, Danny Cuneo has the cure. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Freshman roommates have same pair of Sperry Topsiders
Two freshmen move into their new dorm, bond and then realize the worst. Read More »
Cuneo: Guide to drafting your fantasy football team
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo gives his guide for drafting your fantasy football team this year. Read More »
Cuneo: A letter to my freshman self
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo imparts wisdom on his freshman self. Read More »
Hohenwarter: A guide to surviving freshman year
Check out this hilarious guide to surviving freshman year. Read More »
Cuneo: I spent my day watching 'High School Musical' and survived
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo keeps a running journal as he watches "High School Musical." Read More »
Cuneo: 5 songs that define my life
Everyone has songs that define special moments in their lives. Read More »
Cuneo: Party tips for your Fourth of July weekend
If you're not a red coat then you'll use these tips to celebrate 'Murica. Read More »