Tag: Humor
Cuneo: How to not play JV football
It's one thing to play sports as a kid. It's another thing entirely to play JV football for three years, be absolutely terrible and then years later write a column about it. But that's exactly what our humor columnist did. Read More »
McCourt: I have fallen in love with a TSA agent
Humor columnist Ian McCourt met the love of his life over Spring Break. The bad news? She's a TSA agent in Detroit. But that won't stop him from seducing her, or from writing a column about it. Read More »
McCourt: SU basketball should score more points if it wants to win
Humor columnist Ian McCourt has finally discovered the way for the Syracuse University Men's Basketball team to win more and have more exciting games: all they have to do is score more points. Genius. Read More »
McCourt: March Madness is taking over
As brackets are formed and filled out, March Madness is starting to set in. But the madness is reverting humor columnist Ian McCourt back to his primal form, and even has him considering Nickelback makes good music. Read More »
Cuneo: Donald Trump fired me
Long before his presidential candidacy, Donald Trump was starring on the Apprentice and selling steaks at the Sharper Image. And, as humor columnist Danny Cuneo reveals, he also showed up to a few kids' birthday parties. Read More »
McCourt: Schine Student Center should invest in a ball pit
Humor columnist Ian McCourt argues that seasonal depression can be combatted by the installation of a giant ball pit in the center of the Schine Student Center. Read More »
Cuneo: An SU student with a hoverboard reacts to the school’s ban
In light of the university announcing that students will no longer be able to use hoverboards on campus, humor columnist Danny Cuneo argues that he should be allowed to use his. Read More »
Hohenwarter: How to make the most of your well deserved lazy day
Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter discusses how midterms may force people to play hookie but it's totally okay and give tips on how to best spend the day off. Read More »
Cuneo: Leonardo DiCaprio's latest journal entry
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo knows exactly what Leonardo DiCaprio wrote in his diary on the night he won his first Oscar. Read More »
Cuneo: A Day in the Life of Billy Fuccillo
From pet tigers to private jets, humor columnist walks us through a typical day in the life of Syracuse's most beloved car salesman. It's huge. Read More »
Hohenwarter: What your midday snack says about your life
Humor columnists breaks down a variety of snacks that students choose during their day at school and explains what each may suggest about that student's life. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Make Valentine's Day amends with Kanye's new album
Did your partner hate the Valentine's Day gift you gave them? Never fear, for humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter has the perfect solution to your problem. Read More »
Cuneo: If you need love advice, I've got the answers
He might just be our humor columnist, but Danny Cuneo has some excellent love advice for all the folks out there who might not have mastered the whole "romance thing" yet. Read More »
Hohenwarter: I watched the Super Bowl commercials so you didn't have to
Super Bowl Sunday is one of the biggest events in America. To celebrate his love of the day, humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter decided to rank the best and worst Super Bowl commercials. Read More »
Cuneo: Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa's secret phone call uncovered
Just when you thought Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa's twitter feud was over -- it's not. Humor columnist Danny Cuneo has discovered their secret phone call and transcribed it here. Read More »
Cuneo: the 'other' Super Bowl prop bets
From Lady Gaga eating a meat dress to Peyton Manning's red forehead, humor columnist Danny Cuneo proposes some prop bets that are definitely going to happen. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Senior’s plans for self-improvement shatter under 1st introduction of peer pressure
Senioritis is most definitely, definitely real, and humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter knows it. In an Onion style article, he explains exactly why seniors won't be getting work done for the rest of the semester. Read More »
Cuneo: Is the Earth actually round? Or is it...hollow?
Thanks to rapper B.o.B, the "Is the Earth flat?" debate has been re-sparked. Here to do some research and make his own argument is humor columnist Danny Cuneo. Read More »
Hohenwarter: It's never too early to start planning for Spring Break
Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter gives his list of the best Spring Break locations for the penny pinchers; vacation is barely two months away, after all. Read More »
Cuneo: 'I'm Shmacked is coming! I'm Shmacked is coming!'
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo writes a satirical poem responding to the announcement that I'm Shmacked is coming back to Syracuse University. Read More »
Cuneo: Disney movie flashback, Cheetah Girls edition
Last year, humor columnist Danny Cuneo recorded his thoughts while watching High School Musical. It was time for Disney Movie Flashbacks to make its comeback, so get ready for Episode II: Attack of the Cheetah. Read More »
Hohenwarter: The best albums of 2015
Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter hands out 5 stars each to his favorite albums of 2015, which, he says, are perfect for sitting around and doing nothing in your pajamas. Read More »
Cuneo: The 12 gifts of Christmas
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo was especially good this year and earned these 12 gifts, a modern—and not-so-modern—interpretation of the classic Christmas carol. Read More »
Cuneo: A breakdown of my Thanksgiving break movie binge
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo finally had time to catch a few movies over break. Here's his take on them. Read More »