Tag: Humor
An official guide to avoid being sick
Getting a tickle in the back of your throat? Nose starting to run? Don't feel, humor columnist Patty Terhune is here with your official guide to avoid fully getting sick. Read More »
What the next presidency looks like from each side of the aisle
As we approach ever closer to election day, humor columnist Josh Feinblatt explains what each president's administration would be like, from the the point of view of the other's supporters. Read More »
How I'm celebrating No-Shave November
No Shave November is humor columnist Ian McCourt's favorite holiday, and he celebrates it year round, but here's what he's doing this month. Read More »
Chris D'Elia makes sold-out Family Weekend audience laugh out loud
Chris D'Elia entertained a sold-out Goldstein auditorium during Family Weekend Saturday. Read about his takes on marriage, children and the best way to propose. Read More »
The official Family Weekend drinking game
For all you students with parents coming this weekend, this one's for you. Presenting the official drinking game for Family Weekend, as told by humor columnist Patty Terhune. Read More »
Hillary's leaked emails mainly contain coupons and office banter
Thanks to Wikileaks, election humor columnist Josh Feinblatt was able to compile some emails from Hillary Clinton's time as Secretary of State. He didn't find much. Read More »
What to be for Halloween when you realize you don't have a costume
Humor columnist Ian McCourt has the best Halloween costume ideas, and if you choose to plagiarize one of them, he expects a favor in return. Read More »
The nightmare before Family Weekend
It was the night before Halloween, and humor columnist Patty Terhune is battling with the ghosts of Halloween over whether she should go out or not. Read More »
SCOTUS Squad doesn't need another judge
Election Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt is a big fan of the Supreme Court, so he talked to them to figure out why they really don't want to add another judge. Read More »
All the poses you need for the perfect pumpkin patch Instagram
Humor columnist Ian McCourt lets us in on the secret behind the ever-popular pumpkin patch Instagrams that flood everyone's feed this time of year. Read More »
How to write an honest cover letter
Humor columnist Patty Terhune is sick of sweet-talking the hiring manager and wrote a cover letter without all the professional frills. Read More »
LA has changed humor columnist Ian McCourt
Humor columnist Ian McCourt is spending this semester abroad in Los Angeles. Needless to say, he is now a changed man. Read More »
Election humor columnist slides into Donald Trump ghosttweeter's DMs
The Daily Orange scored an interview with Donald Trump's ghosttweeter, a former employee of the 45th St. AT&T. He was recently fired from the campaign. Read More »
How to tackle that big 'thing' you have looming on your schedule
You just looked at the syllabus you found at the bottom of your backpack and noticed you have a huge “thing” due in 10 days—humor columnist Patty Terhune walks us through our breakdown. Read More »
Foundlings magazine brings art and politics together
Politics and Prose, a biannual print political magazine, will host poetry readings across New York before the presidential debates air on national TV. Read More »
American voters appeared to all have 'prior commitments' during the vice presidential debate
The VP debate didn’t pull in any viewers, even though 10 million people were watching the show right before it. Election Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt found out why. Read More »
It's October, and that means it's time to get ready for Christmas
It's the beginning of October, which means it's that time of the year again: Christmas. Humor columnist Ian McCourt sticks some chestnuts over a fire and tells us how to start celebrating the right way. Read More »
Which Celebrity Apprentice stars is Donald Trump going to put in his cabinet?
As a political outsider, if Trump wins, he'll have to fill his cabinet with Celebrity Apprentice contestants. Here's who Pulp's election humor columnist anticipates. Read More »
Comparing your 22nd birthday with your 21st
How celebrating your 22nd birthday stacks up against your 21st, as told by humor columnist Ian McCourt. Read More »
The first presidential debate, pre-capped
Josh Feinblatt, the all-knowing election humor columnist, provides readers with a handy forseeing preview of Monday's presidential debate. Read More »
What you will see at Juice Jam if you make it there
Juice Jam is another excuse for SU students to day drink, but some over-zealous partiers might not make it there. If you need a guided tour, humor columnist Patty Terhune's got you covered. Read More »
Taylor Swift’s 1989 perfectly explains this campaign cycle
Taylor Swift is a pop sensation. She also is eerily accurate when it comes to predicting this year's election season. Check out election humor columnist Josh Feinblatt's analysis. Read More »
Things I'm blaming on my horoscope this month
Humor columnist Ian McCourt downloaded greater than or equal to six dating apps and the only matches he has are with the sponsored ads. Blame it on the zodiac. Read More »
A Survival Guide for Seeing Adults and Children On Campus
Humor columnist Patty Terhune explains what to do and what not to do when you see adults and kids on campus this weekend. Read More »